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They call me Frankenstein 'cause I'm about my greens.
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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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yugoslavic:

 when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual 

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Every porno on earth.

guy:you like this dick?
girl:yeah
guy:yeahhh?
girl:yeahhh
guy:yeahhhhhhh?
girl:yeahhhhhhh
guy:yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
girl:yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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